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Witches

They were burning them a few hundred years ago, but when was the last time you heard about one being burned as a form of public execution in your local news?
The weird bubbly cultish girl had nothing else but desperately wanted to start an argument, so she resorted to bringing up examples of witches that were persecuted, deemed inferior, or otherwise treated unfairly by males of their day that she read about in a book though she had no thoughts of her own on the matter or personal experience that wasn't manufactured by her mind with being treated unfairly by society. She was a JAP, (non-Jewish) a Jewish Amercian Princess , a spoiled rotten individual.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
by kiradec November 2, 2023
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the witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59, associated with supernatural moments.
by Çýýý July 22, 2025
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sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 12, 2017
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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
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"Witch Thorn" Davinci

A whiny little bitch and a slave to the news
You're a "Witch Thorn" Davinci because you complain all the time
by Davyvinci September 5, 2025
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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