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Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.
I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!
by Wineless January 10, 2012
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The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.
Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.
by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025
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Irish wine

Referring to drinking Jameson out of a glass.
Jameson bottles are shaped like wine bottles and green . The classy Irish choice . BBC
Bartender what will you have : I’ll have a Irish wine and a bud heavy .

Wanna wrench on the car and throw back some Irish wine bud
by The Bearded Bastard November 30, 2019
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wine

The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together
Alison I’ll drink your wine. Alison, by Slowdive
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020
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Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
by What's going on. July 22, 2022
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