Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.

"Weenis Clous Problems!"

by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 25, 2011

weenstick

One who describes someone else as being a weenstick and isn't being ironic, is, himself, a weenstick.

Ralphie: Dude, that guy has stolen my lunch money so many times. He is SUCH a weenstick.

Doug: Shut the fuck up, Ralphie. You're the weenstick.

by GooDictionary December 30, 2013

Weenager

A teenager that acts like a complete weenie

ie) whining all the time

Kathleen is always acting like a total weenager.

by DisasterWeenie June 15, 2017

Weenie head

Weenie head is an insult primarily used by toddlers and highly unintelligent individuals. Weenie head means that one has a tiny penis and only thinks with it .

"Maddy," she yelled, "stop being such a weenie head!!! >:("

"Girls can be weenie heads too. Do not discriminate."

He knew that Trump was a big phat weenie head.

by Xenon_The_Toad_Purse June 25, 2020

teenidis weenidis

a sudden, yet temporary condition where ones penis becomes incredibly small. This is usually due to extremely low temperatures or drug use.

After eating 8 E bombs and blowing 3 grams of coke, Andy had a severe case of teenidis weenidis.

by sin city bags July 30, 2009

Sand Weenie

A person whos dick belongs on the botton of the ocean

Nerd: I just got my knight elf to lvl 85 in WoW!!!

Reg Guy: Just grab ur sand weenie and go home...

Nerd: N00B

by zman1396 September 22, 2011

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012