George Washington 

The 26th president of the United States

George Washington is the most badass person to ever live, just not as much as the man, the myth, the legend...SCOTT STERLING!

George Washington by Pepe Dankmeme January 7, 2017

University of Washington 

Typically, a member of a fan base who didn’t actually attend the school or really has any affiliation to it. Other than the fact that they are a trust fund baby who’s mom or dad went there. Commonly mistaken for LSU.

Remember that time Ted Bundy went to University of Washington and then killed a bunch of people?

University of Washington by Mikeleachisyourdaddy June 18, 2018

george washington 

is wen you have sex with a girl and cut down a cherry tree, or cross the delaware

i heard he did a george washington and died wen the tree fell on him

george washington by jesus is way better than moses October 15, 2006

Aberdeen, Washington 

The town where Kurt Cobain grew up, but wasn't born. (He was born in Hoquiam, silly.)

Kurt Cobain spent most of his childhood in Aberdeen, Washignton

Aberdeen, Washington by amy March 6, 2005

George Washington 

When you poke a shit out and rub it in the mouth of an unconscious person to make it look like they have wooden teeth, then you stick a powdered wig on them.

On President's Day, I busted out the powdered wig and did a George Washington to my friend while he was sleeping to honor the first president.

George Washington by Felicia Fancybottom July 29, 2009

Old Washington 

The act of finding Washington on the One Dollar Bill attracive, therefore having a cricle jerk with some friends and unloading on his face on the One Dollar Bill as if you were doing it to him in person.

"Any1 up for an Old Washington 2night?"

Old Washington by Yung baby face Killa June 20, 2007

Colonel Washington 

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

Colonel Washington by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010