Social justice warriors

The social warriors is reformation of ideology communism. They're known for their short temper and very strict rules, overreacting and attacking for disagreeing their "right standarts". Typical communism states for sharing any other opinions or disagreeing there will be punishments. Your opinions won't be tolerated, only abide by their "right standarts". Punishments are I. Comment loading attacks, they'll play as a victim and make you the guilty one, unstoppable comments that are impossible to you defend yourself. II. Double it by two, belive or not there are soliders that will make two different accounts to pretend they're friends and of course to attract others and to join solider's side. III. Reporting you and even take this as a lawsuit case. IV. Psychopath making fake stories and loads of fictional statements. V. The inteligent one, playing dirty and smart moves. V. Finding any mistakes on your comment, to reply "your grammar already shows how dumb you are". Understand that this is equivalent to North Korea laws. Only the best defense is that to write "As a black, asian, bisexual, trans, feminist, body positive, Eco-vegan, person" before you will say your opinion only this can make you undefeatable.

Moderator: What's the problem?
Guy: He/She is cursing and always nagging me for no reason!
???: HUH HE? SHE? WHY IS HE FIRST THEN SHE IS THE SECOND? DID YOU JUST ASSUMED MY EXISTENCE? I AM NOT A HUMAN I PREFER AS A BASKETBALL!!! UGH YOU STUPID BITCH! KILL YOUR SELF NO ONE WANTS YOU!!!!!
Moderator: oh i know it's the social justice warriors

by Pucca the :) February 1, 2019

Prayer Warriors

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.

Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."

by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014

Purple Helmet Warriors

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009

ass warrior

a FAG!!! One who fights for the ass.

Big Tim: "You think you can out drink me?"
Josh: "Fuck yeah"
Big Tim: "You're such an ass warrior, damn"

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Cell Warrior

Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell room door opening. When behind large locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but wil often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental sell block release.

Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?

Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"

by 1302 July 20, 2008

Viking Warrior

When a white person is getting bullied or messed with by a person of another race and then winds up going nuts on that person and beats their ass.

Rich : Did you see the video of the black guy who thought he was going to intimidate and beat up the old white guy?

Dan: No. What happened?

Rich: These two guys had words on a bus in Atlantic City and when the black guy decided to make it physical, the old white guy went Viking Warrior on him and beat his ass! It was hysterical!

by Kevin ZZZ February 19, 2010

Peaceful warrior

Someone who is willing to fight for their rights, but are also willing to do it with peace and love.

She who wishes to fight for peace, is a peaceful warrior.

by The_peace_keeper May 7, 2017