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Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite April 8, 2012
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warm watermelon

When a man with a gelatinous stomach folds the bottom of his gut over his erect penis and has intercourse with himself by holding the sides of his gut and rocks back and forth to climax...
I gave myself a warm watermelon yesterday, but I couldn't get it all cleaned up.
by stiches95 October 10, 2017
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warmers

A box of warmers is a dozen hot fresh-off-the-line donuts from Krispy Kreme, and you better get the traditional glazed. Available in the mornings and evenings while the neon sign is lit, and embodying a degree of deliciousness that leads to vigorous consumption.
"Making a warmers run"
"yeahh, fuckin' warm-ass warmers dude"
"who ate the lone-ass lefties from last night, that was going to be my goddamn breakfast"
by RainbowSampson July 5, 2008
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warner brother

The next u see a police,warner brother!
by jb January 30, 2004
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janne warman/ wirman

not gay ungay no bumsex area then again, he might be cause someone said all keyboard players ARE but I can't mention this person by name cause they want mod status *rolls eyes* :P
Janne isn't gay. Or maybe he is.
by Ha. February 10, 2005
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Warm Onger

A term used to describe someone who does not believe in global warming. Referenced in the February 7, 2010 'Get Fuzzy' comic strip.
Elliot is such a Warm Onger, he will eventually destroy our precious planet by throwing 20oz bottles in the trash!
by Pwnzor!!111one February 8, 2010
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Warm up

A warm-up is usually performed before participating in technical drinking game or exercising. A warm-up generally consists of taking 4 consecutive shots of liquor.Preferably Jägermeister.A gradual increase in intensity in physical activity (pulse raiser), a drinking mobility exercise, stretching and a drunk related activity.

History: The "warm-up"was originally introduced in early 21century, in Fresno, CA. As a group of friends decided to take 4 consecutive shots to feel the effects of alcohol as soon as possible. It was originally started with 4 shots of jägermeister then evolved with 4 shots of any type of liquor.
For example, before drinking or playing an intense drinking game one might drink 4 shots(warm-up) to warm muscles and increase heart rate. It is important that warm ups should be specific to the drinking game/session that will follow, which means that 4 shots warm-upshould prepare the muscles to be used and to activate the energy systems that are required for that particular activity.
by Ernest H May 25, 2011
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