Whitcomb Wagon

(n) A wagon with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill, synonomous with Debbie Downer. Said wagon will "run over" normally enjoyable events which leads to fun turning into "roadkill".

Hey you want another drink?

Haven't you had enough? You're drunk. Stop drinking.

I was wondering how long it would be before the Whitcomb wagon would hit.

by debbiedownicus December 4, 2010

conestoga wagon

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.

Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.

by WagonRider November 18, 2017

Sick Wagon

Free taxi cab service to the hospital via an ambulance, paid for by medicaid.

Scruse me, I need da sick wagon to come pick up mah baby daddy, he aint breefing right, shooooz!

by Lurdle November 3, 2011

birth wagon

relating to the word band wagon; when a mother decides to give birth, following the actions of other women; when one baby is born and other babies follow, like a band wagon but for birth

"I was born after you."
"Oh, so you're mother decided to join the birth wagon."

by chickens unicorns spider-man March 4, 2017

Wab Wagon

Any vehicle of which the manufacture's recommended occupancy limit is at least doubled by the number of people inside. Most often applies to pickup trucks or small compact cars that contain several generations of a Mexican family. Often, this is accomplished by the adult occupants sitting on each other’s laps while the children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are forced to stand on the floor or lay on any available horizontal surface such as a seatback or dashboard. The vehicles themselves usually contain many after-market extras such as bubbled window tint, fake cell-phone antennas and bolt-on spoilers, which indicates that the vehicle's owner is more concerned with his "machismo" than actual functionality.

Guy #1: Check out the Wab Wagon that just parked at the dollar store across the street.

Guy #2: I see it. I've already counted eleven people get out and more are still inside.

Guy #1: Pretty impressive.

by Blingarama September 23, 2009

G wagon

G wagons are an absolute g of a person, they're the type of person to give you some of their Oreo's.

Thanks mate you're a G wagon!

by cummaster2000 May 10, 2021

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

by Matt November 26, 2003