A pejorative term: It's the guy, in any sport or hobby, that only occasionally partakes in that activity and doesn't know enough to not fuck it up for everyone else. a.k.a the weekend warrior.
That weekend wally is pulling a tube erratically and fucking up the lake by making it rough for everyone who wants to wakeboard or ski.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...
2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019

Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.
by _NO_NAME_NEEDED_ March 26, 2019

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature
by Cheesybacon28 March 27, 2024

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.
Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!
Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!
by redgulp5 September 15, 2018
