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Valendie's day

What sad, depressed, lonely and sex deprived people call the so called lovely Valentine's day. Its the holiday that makes singles die inside.
Single human: "Well I'd better get my knife ready....cause tomorrow's Valendie's Day...."

Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"
by Evil sparkle pants September 12, 2016
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valbert

An alien with the biggest head known to man. It is so big that it stretches to Mars. He is known as ET because
Sam- I saw Valbert today!
Mark- How can you not idiot, his head fill the whole area!
by Anonymoususer12 May 16, 2016
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Valedaspace

Valedaspace is a wonderful fantasy world. It's a place where you can spiritually retreat to all of your childish and insignificant ideas that reflect how ridiculous your existence really is in the eyes of everyone in the world around you. It's a place that you go to after a serious lack of direction takes hold of your life and you eventually shrivel away from the thoughts of others.
Person 1: What's up with her?
Person 2: Doesn't matter, she's in Valedaspace.
by gifdaddy217 December 2, 2016
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Vale

A really nice boy very handsome. If you'll met him he's problely taken but wait for him and get your chace. Don't say anything bad about him until you know him your first impression about him will be that he's a player but he is more like romeo
Vale is such a cutieee
by lolygirlypoppy December 28, 2016
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Valenco

The best ship ever between Plompe and Professional Stalker
If think Valenco is ok, cause they're so nice together!
by Shinoga Demon January 29, 2017
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valaeties

I don't have a Valentine date, but I do celebrate valaeties.
by Darknut February 14, 2017
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valence

A guy with Alot of bitcheeessssss
Yo i am valence
by Dnxnjdjxx February 24, 2017
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