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Urban Dictionary

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire
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A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.
As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.
by Etymangler February 28, 2011
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You are an idiotic person who looked up Urban Dictionary on the fucking Urban Dictionary.
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by DaUltimateMemelord May 30, 2018
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A terrible website where people add definitions to their own name to please their lonely lives and 7th graders use to prove that they're 'cool'.
"Dude look at my name on Urban Dictionary!" cried the 12 year old
by eat_that_pussy445 March 31, 2017
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urBAN dictionary

The real way to read the name of this webiste
Guy 1: Do you know the website urban dictionary?
Guy 2: Its urBAN, not urban
by Pseudohacker February 22, 2021
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Online Dictionary that SHOULD be used to help people find out what something is, but instead, is used by perverts and drug addicts, and, SOMEHOW, all definitions pertain to either something sexually related, or drug related.
Urban Dictionary Definition for Cereal:
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.

"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.

"Urban" Definition: VAGINA
by RantingJesus March 18, 2009
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