two-thingsism

a two-things racist
comment. mostly told to centars.

Axe commercial were centar refers to two-thingsism

by zesty quick-quick March 19, 2009

two foe

24 ounce can of beer sold in most gas stations/convenience stores from $0.99 - $2.39

Hey Big D, go get us a few two foe's!

by CJHansen August 8, 2006

Tassie Two

Founded by the one and only Captain Chess Dannan Williams. A Tassie two an abbreviation for a Tasmanian two is the act of having two cones in quick succession without a break.

Braiden: “Hey how was last night?”
Fred: “oh it was soo good. Just seshed with a couple of lads. Dannan did a Tassie two and greened the fuck out. So funny”

Braiden: “haha what a cooker”

by Dickcrad June 21, 2022

Two-Shits

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008

two three

Mexican def- "dos tres"- two three. Describes something that is so so. On a scale from 1-5, something not a 1 but def not a 5- two three two three.

-Yo was she hot?
-Ahh she was Two three two three.

by J-FLo February 20, 2005

Two Five

50 Cents cousin Two-Five (two Five)
also known as continental and 25 Cent

way better than 50 cent

Yo did u hear that new song by Two Five

"My Block"

by Shady Narcotics October 18, 2007

two bagger

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.

Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.

by Chamelion June 28, 2006