two stroke

The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).

You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:

1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!

4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok

**go**

4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.

by KX250 June 11, 2006

captain two inch

captain two inch is mostly used to describe a male and to mock his two inched penis

me : right captain two inch

some person:shut it ya dildo

by xXscottishXx December 30, 2010

Two fingers up

You do this to a girl when you think they are Beautiful, smart, pretty, and obviously Awesome!

Jeff- “Your totally hot *puts two fingers up*”

Jenny- “WOW! Let’s have make out now”

by RadCat69 May 7, 2022

It takes two to tango

this cannot happen without more than one person

The reason we came out alive is because we worked together. After all, it takes two to tango.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

by The Mexipope May 22, 2006

two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!

by the prophet June 27, 2003

Canadian two-four

Especially in Ontario, the capacity of the cardboard case purchased from an Ontario Beer Store; there are TWENTY-FOUR bottles (not cans) in the case.

Doug: hey Bob, it's your turn to go to the Beer Store, to buy a Canadian two-four -- while you're up, get me a L.I.P. grant and some Canadian, of course bacon.

by Canadian consumer of beer February 8, 2010