Twilight Tea 

Menstrual flow

Edward loved Bella so much it pained him, but he could not drink her wine. Even so, Bella would welcome him home from prowling with Twilight Tea at least once a month.

Twilight Tea by meteorologist2010 February 14, 2012

Twilight 

A twisted tale about Necrophilia and Beastiality.

"Bella Swan falls in love with Edward, although, he is technically dead." -Twilight

"Bella Swan falls in love with Jacob, although, he is technically an animal." - Twlight

Twilight by kissingkatebarlow August 1, 2013

Twilight 

A shitty book who teenage idiotic girls fan girl over because they are obviously too stupid to understand Harry Potter.

Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.

Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.

Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf

Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games

Twilight by Elena Hemmings January 11, 2014

Twilight 

A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.

I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.

Twilight by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015

Twilight 

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.

That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.

Twilight by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016

Twilight Butterfly

An AU for the television show: Star vs the forces of evil, which premiers on Disney XD. Twilight Butterfly is a fan-made character who is supposed to the daughter of the protagonist; Star Butterfly.

Did you hear of the fan-character called Twilight Butterfly?

Twilight Butterfly by 10YearoldPornstar September 16, 2017

Twilight 

Twilight is a book whim helps a lot of girls with hormones so boys don't judge a girl that's reading twilight or watching twilight we don't judge when you grab the lotion and the play boy magazine...therfore if you see a girl reading twilight give her ur number...BECAUSE GOD KNOWS SHE NEEDS IT..BTW I know this because I am a girl who read the whole twilight series. .lol

Girl1. OMG did u read chapter 3 on twilight..I was like kissing my pillow after that.
Girl2.OMG!!...ME TOO
BOY 1. YALL NEED A LIFE
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BOY1.*GRABS LOTION*
BOY2.Dude have u seen the Britney in the Play boy Magazine I bought she makes me want to buy more lotion if u know what you know what I mean.lol

Twilight by Catgirl4ever April 20, 2018