nut trumpet 

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

nut trumpet by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

Gravy Trumpet 

When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets

Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”

As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.

Gravy Trumpet by Chung July 22, 2024

tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.

I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.

tijuana trumpet by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

Texas trumpet by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.

Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

Texas trumpet by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

Texas trumpet by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

burnt trumpet 

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

burnt trumpet by FMBC25 December 22, 2024