Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 06, 2021

Pink Towel

Towel used to wipe up cum

Yeah just use a "pink towel" to wipe up this cum

by Clutzx February 15, 2022

Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel

“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes”

by LiterallyQueenB February 26, 2018

Towel holder

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.

Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.

by Onid July 27, 2022

Toweles

To be cool

I am Toweles

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 21, 2022

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.

“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake

by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 08, 2020