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hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
by roocuckoo August 19, 2009
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touch-o

A typo made on a touch screen, often an Iphone.
I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!
by beckley March 27, 2009
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touchcake

a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
I'm going to pound your touchcake.
by tippir September 3, 2010
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Touchdown Cleveland

Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"
That late night taco binge resulted in me scoring a Touchdown Cleveland.
by mister sanchezzzz July 28, 2013
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Touchdown Syndrome

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .
Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook
by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015
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touching the ceiling

For oneself to become drunk or high. drunk high
Tom: Yo how was the party last night.
Nick: It was crazy my head was touching the ceiling the whole night.
by fratboy1221 May 20, 2016
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Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.
by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016
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