toby

The act of goat intercourse, common in peasant European countries and parts of Wales. Often accompanied by high-pitched squeals and Radiohead music. Usually associated with closet gays.

My primary school teacher got caught tobying last night.
I fancy a good toby tonight.

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

Toby

One of large foot and larger lack of proprioception, ungainly movement is not uncommon in specimens and most exhibit a duck like waddle to their running motion. Studies from the University of Loughborough have demonstrated the Toby's inability to retain liquid in any specified vessel. This incapacity for liquid retention also stretches to his bladder, with unnaturally regular bathroom visits during films that often arise during moments of social importance. These include the climactic scenes from features and debates concerning specific armoured vehicles and other military hardware. Like the Tobiathan, the Toby is capable of surprisingly deep slumber and during this will terraform the local atmosphere with his hideous lung capacity.
"Magic snort snort"
"My legs are as strong as hard bedrock"
"I have a head of iron!"
"No, I take"
"They're no match for droidekas!"
"Nobody tells him what to do! Nobody! ahahahahahaaaaaa"

"Toby you have spilt your drink on my feet, AGAIN!"

by "The rake" Simpsons Movie April 28, 2014

tooty ta

When you fart when you are getting anal

Oh my God, I'm sorry I just did a tooty ta on your dick!

by CaillouDoesAnal January 28, 2018

tobybro

1. one named toby who is a bro
2. Adaption of charliebro, applicable to one named toby

"pass us a spliff, tobybro"

by D. Rummy November 14, 2004

Toby

An Asian kid who's name is really long and that you can't remember.

I have no idea who Toby is

by NotToby December 5, 2013

Tooyyn

1. In armenian meaning literally- Poison!
or as we understand "sick"

2. Cool, worthy, "da bomb"

Yah man, we saw a tooyyn movie over the weekend, gotta go see that again!

by Tha A.R July 16, 2006

toobaloobing

A popular underground sport where a person lays on their stomach and slides down a slip-n-slide which has been set up on some sort of steep incline. Both the slide and the participant are covered, top-to-bottom, in a heavy layer of lubricant prior to beginning the launch.
Competitive runs are usually held in the form of a time-trial, but some variants of the sport require a ramp at the end of the slide, and includes a distance judging.
Participants may also go with a partner. The second person (referred to as 'the rider') sits cross-legged on top of the first peron's back and tries to maintain their balance for the duration of the run.

Hey guys we are going toobaloobing at the Northwood Reservoir, make sure you bring a fat friend if you wanna do paired toobing.

by Jonny "Slick Dick" Rickety September 18, 2010