Tom Hanksed

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.

This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021

The Tom Bombadil

"Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring)

"We went back to his and tried a bit of The Tom Bombadil, but he didn't really have the voice for it. I prefer tenors..."

by Moorf97 February 1, 2022

Shit Tom

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.

Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?

by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019

Tom Watson

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.

He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.

by Sajak July 19, 2009

Major Tom

A fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).

My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie).

by Alex Tsarev November 10, 2008

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Occie Tom

Someone who constantly lies, can be shortened to OT.

Myles Murphy: " One more drop of alcohol and I'd have been dead. "

Harry Drabble: " I drank 16 cans tonight "
Myles and Harry are both Occie Toms.

by Allo123 December 12, 2017