Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011

Milk in a wine glass

Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.

"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."

by AdamLmao November 19, 2020

Red Wine Socialist

Middle aged, upper middle class, women who engage in left leaning political demonstrations (presumably out of boredom or dissatisfaction with home life)

J: Becky is a red wine socialist

K: What a bitch

by S.T.R April 22, 2021

San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.

"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

by Thahash May 14, 2022

wine and shine

When Donna drinks wine in the classiest way possible while in the shower.

"EW YOU JUST GOT YOUR FOOT JUICE ON ME. I'M GONNA GO WINE AND SHINE!!!!!"

by PRINCESS FOOT JUICE December 20, 2013

Reserve Wine

A liquid containing alchol not intended for consumption but commonly associated with and consumed by Native Americans. Such examples include mouthwash, rubbing alcohol, or hand santizer diluted in water.

Gee. My brother, Fucks Two Dogs, was arrested last night. Too much drinking that Reserve Wine. He needs to switch from Listerine to Scope.

by Charlie757473 June 4, 2025

National wine and grind on a man

October 7th Wine on a man single/taken day

National wine and grind on a man day

by Chickennoogettt12321 October 5, 2020