fairy liquid

Fairy liquid is when you finger or fist a woman resulting with a hand that is incredibly soft
John: "My hands feel like they have been in bowl fairy liquid"

Gavin: "Do they smell like it too?"

John: "No....quite rank really"
by satanicbean April 14, 2009
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airy-fairy

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.
"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005
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fairy rip

When was has fallen asleep or has passed out and is woken up to someone who has put a piece in the there hand and is told to take a hit. Usually not remembering taking the hit and is curious why they feel slightly high or just does not remember anything.
"i feel off this morning, i might have been visited by the weed fairy and taken a fairy rip.
by whale child February 15, 2010
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Tooth Fairy

A small winged creature that teaches little kids that They can get money for their body parts.
Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??

News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
by LunaLovez February 18, 2010
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load fairy

a fat man who dresses up in either a skimpy fairy costume or a skimpy nazi outfit and spreads his load all over your fave while sawing logs, the little dickens.
i was sawing logs and the load fairy left a surprise over my face the disgusting asshole.
by faggalicious October 28, 2003
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field fairy

Robert Wickham is a field fairy
by field fairy April 09, 2014
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fairy trapper

That kid in school who was voted "most likely to be a serial killer", who uses his backpage account to lure young, gay men into his basement apartment...only for them to never be seen again.
Watch out for that Rob, man, he's a real fairy trapper!
by Sleepykey January 06, 2023
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