Goon Squad

Someone who squeezes their childs butt, threatens with a knife then hits with a wet wash rag

Margaret Petersen is a Goon Squad

by Pootersen January 31, 2009

goon

A very funny looking person or a person who acts funny.

Isn't Barto such a goon?

by danman12323 January 13, 2008

gooned up

To be damaged by carelessness or ineptitude, boogered,

Look at that car with the gooned-up paint job.

When they mounted my tires, they really gooned up the rims.

I really gooned up my bicycle when I rolled off a cliff.

by Skeezix May 9, 2006

night goon

Something worn to bed, like a night dress or dressing gown. This is a slang Glaswegian word

Is my night goon dry? I want to wear it to bed

by T dog June 16, 2016

Lavander Goon

To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following:
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.

Stupid troll...
Was he hurtful?
So much he is such a Lavander Goon.

by Pen15ish December 30, 2010

goons-in-a-pod

Emily, Teresa, Charlotte, an expression similar to "peas in a pod", but used for best friends who go to boarding school and live in a dorm together :)

"Those girls are like three goons-in-a-pod" "Shes my best friend. We're like two goons-in-a-pod"

by goons inc. February 29, 2008

Gender Goons

This phrase is used for Trans activists who bully others into accepting their theories by playing the victim card in every argument. Gender Goons use cancel culture and other bullying methods to further their agenda.

J K Rowling was bullied by Gender Goons when she tweeted against their narrative which appropriates women.

by The.Bham April 18, 2022