when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
Get the squirrel in a headlockmug. The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
by Pete1688 October 6, 2012
Get the Squirrelling The Turdmug. A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.
by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013
Get the weed squirrelmug. by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010
Get the squirrel nutkinsmug. by SeanPea April 30, 2021
Get the Raw Squirrelmug. A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
Get the squirrel daymug. North Wales phrase for an older man.
Generally, one that has grey hair.
Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.
Tends to be bushier
Generally, one that has grey hair.
Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.
Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
Get the Grey Squirrelmug.