by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 01, 2019
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!
Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!
Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
by PORGSSSS May 11, 2023
Urban Dictionary: "Definitions are subject to our terms of service and privacy policy."
User: "Cool."
User: "Cool."
by Cookieboy 2005 August 02, 2022
gay, no life, no girl or boy, no genitals, 40 year olds who havent gone through puberty yet, bitches
you the "people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew"
by andrew bridenbaker October 03, 2008
Wes, literally anyone can add a definition to Urban Dictionary. That doesn’t mean it’s a real thing.
by Patrick129816 March 15, 2021
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by laser_fox March 16, 2021