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Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
by sleightflow February 26, 2013
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Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.
When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.
by floodedbard July 23, 2013
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furry biscuit

a cute non-derogatory term for a vagina.
Girl: "Put your hotdog inside my furry biscuit"
Guy: "Um... OK"
by furrybiscuit August 25, 2013
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Oh, Biscuits!

A catchphrase from Bluey's Dad; Bandit.
A: Oh, Biscuits!
B: Where do you get that quote from?
C: And why did you set it in an Australian accent?
A: I got from an Australian show about a family of dogs called Bluey.
by NarwhalBall May 19, 2023
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skill biscuit

a straight up g. whose ass is so ridicalous it makes you wanna get there number. you wish you could have skillz like this pimp. all the boys come to the yard to see her milkshakes.
hey girl you soo fine gosh your a real skill biscuit....CAN I GETCHOOO NUMBAA?!
by imawesome143poww January 13, 2011
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Cum Biscuit

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge
by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020
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