Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

Pokemon

A SHOW THAT IS SO FREAKING COOL! Heheheheheheheheh I want a pokemon SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!

I bet you do too 😉

Pokemon is an AWESOME show.

by Jackson Sult July 2, 2019

pokemon

The time when you are a 8 year old grinding I don't know a Magicarp to level 100.

*Setting, Toys R Us* Hey you! ya you you fellow 9 year old boomer, I challenge you to a Pokemon fight with my level 39 Charizard that only knows fire type attacks.

by Nacho Cheese Man February 14, 2022

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016

Pokemon BW

The BEST pokemon game to come out in 2011, introducing 156 new pokemon the most in any 1 game as of 2020

Person: Whats your favourite pokemon game

Me: pokemon bw

Person: whats thats?

Me: pokemon black and white, duh ✋🙄

by Togasknife February 24, 2021

Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed

Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*

by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018