Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022

Matthew gakowski

Matthew gakowski is fit, attractive, talented and very good looking. Matthew can be known a player but once he finds the perfect girl he is solid. People love being around him. He has a great sense of style and is very nice. Some people say that they want to be like him. Sometimes he can be stubborn but very fair. He is easy to make friends with and is A great traveler. He is talented at sports such as running and NRL. He can make A great husband/boyfriend/guyfriend. Once you find A Matthew don't let him go. He is A dear devil and always tries to impress. He looks tough and solid but inside he is A nice and warm guy. He treats everyone equally. If someone gets on his nerves than he doesn't forgive easily but is one for drama. He is A great guy and never let him go.

Matthew is cool

matthew is A solid guy

He's single back off butches he's mine.

Matthew gakowski- means light from the Vally

Ma-th-you is the way to say it

by Mattisthebest1234 December 22, 2018

Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)

OMG he is such a josh matthews

by The vimtoad November 9, 2018

Matthew Davey

Debatably the world's greatest guitarist. Super chill dude. Has been playing guitar since 2014. Hard rock guitarist. Mostly self-taught, except for the basics.

Matthew Davey is honestly the greatest guitar player ever.

by JesusLover159 January 11, 2023

katherine and matthew

A katherine and matthew are two people that makes out on a daily basis. They decided to not have feelings for each other and just have a straight hook up relationship. Now, they both secretly but not so secretly have feelings for each other.

"Oh look at that katherine and matthew couple!" said Joel.

"Yeh, hooking up as usual," said Rosy.

by M+G=L March 24, 2019

Robert Matthews

Robert Matthews is a welsh name. Robert meaning kind, and caring and Matthews meaning loveable and good looking. Many people in the southern areas of the U.K are called Robert Matthews, as Robert is a very popular name which can be shortened in to Rob, Robbie, Bob, Bobby and many more. Matthews is also a popular surname, especially in the Welsh southern areas of the U.K.

"Oh Robert Matthews is a kind boy!"
"I met ANOTHER Robert yesterday!"

by ilikecheesecakemarrrn July 6, 2009