London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024

London

London name is great for a boy that has high sex drive needs to learn to control it. usually wears hats and is a player, however, cant keep a girl to save his life

Do you know London
the boy one?
yes
Oh yea he's such a playerrrrrrr!!!!

frrrrr ONGGGGG for geezyyyyyyy

by nurseybooooooo April 19, 2022

london

a lightskin pissy bitch thats bald headed tnank she the shit and not .... were the same vans every day

london o she real ugly and pissy

by renia headford June 18, 2019

Luh London

have motion. have hoes. bossman

luh london have too much motion

by drxco February 28, 2023

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

London

A beautiful girl who is a leader and is considered god herself by the way she’s treated good or bad

Omg look at London. She is such a beautiful person-

by Thatonegay09 March 19, 2022

London

A spoiled rich kid, who trys to be funny.
Is usually fat and blonde.

Kid 1-"hey is that London?"
Kid 2-"You mean the fat, white kid"
Kid 1-"Yeah"

by Tyrone.. June 5, 2018