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Ron Jeremy

Brown or poppy purple or sloppy??
The heron named Ron Jeremy poached the fish out of the lake and boiled it in its #bill.
by Fillextra July 10, 2022
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Jeremy

I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.
by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023
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Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth
Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.
by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022
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Jeremy

When a guy named Jeremy flips his car on its roof
by Yeet meisterr November 30, 2020
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Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.
Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.
by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019
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Jeremy

You already know, Jeremy is one of the big dick players...he might not have a gyal but he get what he wants and when he wants. If your a girl his age, you might wanna hit him up on a low key one though...he likes them thiccc (with three c's)
Jeremy loves his women thich
by WhyYouHereFor January 13, 2020
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Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body
Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024
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