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home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
by Lay uhh December 15, 2022
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Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it
by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021
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Hot Dog Water

Another word for semen or cum consumed after giving a blow job
"All I've had to eat today was hot dog water"
Hey at least is protein
by Shaynaivxx February 6, 2022
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What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.
Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.
by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019
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hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

the lyrics to some goofy ahh mickey mouse song💀
by allie._.slays December 29, 2022
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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hot dog

There are many tall tales about the way in which hot dogs are made, but the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is eager to tell the real story. First, specially selected meat trimmings of beef and/or pork - just like the meat you buy in your grocer's case - are cut or ground into small pieces and placed in a mixer.
What is a hot dog? Is it meat, plastic, human flesh? No one knows.
noun
1.
a frankfurter, especially one served hot in a long, soft roll and topped with various condiments.
"he's ordering a hot dog"
2.
NORTH AMERICANinformal
a person who shows off, especially a skier or surfer who performs stunts or tricks.
exclamationNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
used to express delight or enthusiastic approval.
"hot dog! I've finally found something I can do that you can't"
verbNORTH AMERICANinformal
1.
perform stunts or tricks; show off.
"he chastised the dancers who'd been hotdogging"
by Error666 March 11, 2017
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