Hamster

Is what your mother is.

Your Mother was a hamster!

by Unknown_User_42069 December 31, 2020

Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.

You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.

by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022

Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

by AnB34 July 25, 2024

Sac hamster

A person of that chances a bag of drugs.

She always has a boy friend that sells drugs, she is such a sac hamster.

by DickSoLong December 29, 2019

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

hamster gangster

A jrod specifically a short one who dresses like a gangster and tries to be one but is so small you can't see them

~creator

Look at jrod he is a hamster gangster.

by Creator April 16, 2016

Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months

Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”

by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024