dirty vega

Loves to give oral, loves to do anything that really turns a man on. Wifey type, knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach... and through giving head if you want to have a good sex life, marry a dirty vega

Dirty Vega has some bomb head game

by Tilley nile March 31, 2020

Home In Vegas

(adj.) said secretly of someone who's H.I.V. positive, usually used as gossip in the medical profession

"Girl, did you know she got a home in Vegas?"

by Saj Money August 28, 2020

vegas itch

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing

After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."

by The Love Docta March 18, 2014

Kac Vegas in Bangkok

Some dumb Polish fuck who don't know how this movie's called in English (The Hangover part II)

- Dude you know how is the fat guy from Kac Vegas in Bangkok called?
-Tf you talking about

by patrolpolicyjny April 02, 2020

Las Vegas Shuffle

If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.

My best friend been fucking my wife. So, I Las Vegas Shuffled his sister.

by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020

dillon vega

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.

Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !

Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.

Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.

by Sloauch. March 23, 2018

Vega

A girl/woman name.
Someone who is extremely beautiful, caring and amazing.

OMG! Vega is so beautiful.

by Skattemus123 January 22, 2019