Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016

fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.

He committed fork In toaster

by fork in toaster May 26, 2021

Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.

"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"

by Hybride February 19, 2005

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.

"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"

by Loaft June 9, 2018

Toaster Mage

Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o

Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.

Toaster Mage: in communist red

Toaster Mage: o.o

by Marth person who befriended toasty January 19, 2005

Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.

“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday”

by Namedtoby March 10, 2020