Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.

BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...

by LoudMann June 6, 2012

Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021

Gramel Toe

1) Grandma camel toe
2) When a female wears nude colored underwear and has really bad camel toe

Guy: Babe, are you wearing granny panties?
Girl: No, I have to wear these with my white dress.
Guy: Lemme see...woahhhhh! Babe, you got some serious gramel toe!!!!!

by Gramel Toe August 21, 2017

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

binkle toe

A very large penis particularly owned by the binkle.

The binkle toe is huge!

by Binkle toe September 27, 2023

sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.

Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !

by meme.sters November 25, 2016

toe roper

A name for a gay male hooker. Another name for 'Faggot', 'Queer', etc. Usually directed as an insult.

"Dude, you're such a fucking toe roper!"

"That toe roper just offered me sexual favors for money!"

by Papi Blanco July 10, 2017