Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

by westtd October 4, 2022

Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.
by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022

by Yuffle, November 12, 2023

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.
by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020

Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.
Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!
by Misterfixit January 6, 2017

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.
Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.
“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
by Domophobic November 4, 2017
