Cuddle Puddle

A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping

Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.

by The master bartender June 28, 2018

puddle boob

The boob that puddles when pushed up, and there is a gap between the strap and the boob.

That server has great puddle boob.

by yodi yoder October 11, 2014

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot

Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE

by Foxy5 April 3, 2019

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 19, 2019

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016