Puddle buddy

Melted methamphetamine ready to be smoked

Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy

by Weaselbub November 13, 2016

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023

puddle and foff

a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.

damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep

by puzzydeztroyer April 16, 2022

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024