Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat

Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?

by King Brian October 29, 2021

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

pat lowe

The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.

If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.

by Giuseppington September 16, 2018

Pat the horse

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

by Linda Kn October 11, 2019

pat

a gay podophile

oh look that's pat playing with that little boys balls

by joe nuts 227 February 13, 2023

Give me some pat

Pat

Give me some pat

by anonymous June 19, 2023

pat moore

when Buddy is so dust at chel that to beat buddy mcbiscit bommer, he must only score cross crease genos.

*scores cross crease goal but forgot to call pat moore*
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•

by dustymcboyobomer31 February 18, 2023