Peak Clutter

Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.

Also, super useful for procrastinating.

Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.

I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆

by dgivista January 18, 2025

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

peak donnie

absolute crazy geezer who thinks hes well ard and is constntly being a fat ass bully

oi, that guy is just such a peak donnie

by topgeezercornboy February 24, 2020

Peak

Peak is a word used to describe something (Movies, Games, Etc..) that defines it as one of the best of its category.

"Did you see that new movie? It was so peak."

by Luisangelsucks September 8, 2025

rook spawn peak

Rook spawn peek has made every ones lives harder since he got the 3.0x scope which makes him a absolute rail

H-2-0-H-0-2-0: *types in chat*: some one go to the icecream truck i placed my placed there btw im bad at spawn peeking so i cant kill you guys. {ALL}
H-2-0-H-0-2-0 ᕦ(▀̿ ̿ -▀̿ ̿ )つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ TTVURTRASHKID
H-2-0-H-0-2-0 ᕦ(▀̿ ̿ -▀̿ ̿ )つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ TTVFORTNITEGOD
H-2-0-H-0-2-0 ᕦ(▀̿ ̿ -▀̿ ̿ )つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ F4ZEHOnor
H-2-0-H-0-2-0 ᕦ(▀̿ ̿ -▀̿ ̿ )つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ TANNEDTOMATO
H-2-0-H-0-2-0 ᕦ(▀̿ ̿ -▀̿ ̿ )つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ LIL DANK 747

TTVURTRASHKID :Left the match
TVFORTNITEGOD :Left the match

F4ZEHOnor :Left the match
TANNEDTOMATO :Left the match

̿̿ LIL DANK 747 :Left the match

Rook spawn peak means your toxicc

by H-2-0_H-0-2-0 pls dont add me October 19, 2020

The Peak

An employee cafeteria at the Four Seasons Jackson Hole. It is quite possibly one of the most unsanitary, disgusting, and inedible cafeterias in the world despite being at a Four Seasons Hotel. The meat often makes the employees sick and food is often left out growing moldy. The chefs don’t care and it’s an embarrassment for anyone who works there.

Man fuck the peak let’s just order dominos or McDonalds.

by Schneider August 2, 2023

peak

When you take a brief glimpse at something and won’t accept it as a typo

he took a peak at the date finally

by kivas August 31, 2021