Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".

Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap

by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009

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Wing A Nap

To take a nap

Byron: "What are you gonna do later?"

Cory: "Probably get stoned and then wing a nap."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009

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whenever a nep takes a nap. he/she may be tired, drugged, or dead. then people may refer to this as a nep nap.

note: this nep is the nep from hyperdimension neptunia, you know, neptune. the older sister to nepgear (though she doesnt act like it)! if you dont know this you are not a weeb and shouldent be looking this up
fuckin normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nep: im tired *yawn* mugger: *jumps a nep* *holds chloroform cloth to neps face* thats right, have a

person: take a nep nap! nice nep nap.
nep: *snoring*

person 1: i think shes dead...
person 2: naaaah! shes just having a nep nap!

by a fucking weeb November 26, 2017

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Caddy Nap

1) The act of falling asleep when a girl or guy is trying to hook up with you.

2) A mid day nap that is longer than a cat nap, normally between classes

Dude, I so Caddy Napped Lisa last night, She was in my bed and everything, but I was just to tried from finals.

by DJ 12 Thr"AY" January 12, 2009

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nap

not a problemo

dude 1 - hey i lost my frog
dude 2 - that's nap

by toastie November 8, 2003

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turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".

"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity

by spacedock December 22, 2005

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