The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023
Get the The Hobo Methodmug. The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.
"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"
by wordturd777 October 12, 2022
Get the FF Methodmug. Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.
Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.
by PREY December 1, 2013
Get the The Watson Methodmug. by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
Get the Rubber Ducky Methodmug. allows the user to determine if a python method is correct without running the code. Popularized by super genius SkoiBoi on python 3.9.0
by Thangaylol April 24, 2021
Get the Interval Oppurtunity Methodmug. A hands free masturbation technique that involves slapping the penis on a man’s belly, followed by letting gravity slam his balls on his taint, allowing for the penis to bounce back up and repeat the process.
by walkmf July 19, 2025
Get the Round of Applause Methodmug. 