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Lion Tamer

Lion Tamer is a game played by two people more often by heterosexual couples but not exclusively. It does not require a chair or a whip or a lion for that matter.
The correct way to engage the game is to ask your partner if they would like to play Lion Tamer.
If they agree simply start the game.

If they don't know how to play or question the name of the game ("Lion Tamer?" "What's that?")

You simply say "You get on your hands and knees and I put my head in your mouth"

The wholesome version of this game is nigh impossible but the dirty version is simple and can lead to hours of fun.
by Lex Luthor 801 October 10, 2022
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Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?
by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022
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dope lion

when a couple has sex they pass a lit joint to each-other last one burned wins the right to scream like a lion a dope lion
dope lion is a bedroom game
by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.
by wtheronjones March 17, 2011
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lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes
by nibbabite January 23, 2020
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Lion

A cat that you'll never wanna have in your home
Ooh a very thicc lion.
by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021
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