Bibarel's Law

A step up from “Bidoof's law”, Bibarel’s law states that there will never be anything more joyous and repulsive than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to loli or otherwise underaged hentai characters”.

"Bibarel's Law strikes again."

by the elder gods April 7, 2020

Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011

Wolfe's Law

The principal that under the current defintion of homosexuality, you are permitted to check out another male for 8 seconds fully clothed, 6 seconds shirtless or a quick glance if all Wang's are shown.

Dude, that shirtless guy is so hot! Anddddd, now he's not. Wolfe's Law.

by Bigbustycoons November 29, 2014

Hobbit Law

Law that is introduced as a knee jerk reaction, usually to erode the rights at work of people at work.

the Employment Relations (Film Production Work) Amendment Bill introduced to the NZ parliament on October 28, 2010 is being called The Hobbit Law. It seeks to make all film industry workers contractors by default.

by TALLYsmall October 28, 2010

Snyder Law

•from the Germanic schneiderlegal

Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.

Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film

“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”

“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”

by Garbanzo March 19, 2021

Raptor Law

The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.

"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."

by ltucker May 17, 2010

Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020