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Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
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Jimmy shirt

If you raise your arms and your shirt comes up above your belt.
If you're gonna wear that, keep your arms down, that looks like a jimmy shirt
by Chronkite82 April 19, 2017
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Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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jimmy chucked it

I’ve Jimmy chucked it. Simply means I fucked it!!!
Kaz and Lou totally Jimmy chucked it this weekend .. onit for days again
by Weekazarr September 8, 2018
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Stiffy Jimmy

A sex activity where the male gets a bone and puts 2 piece of wood or metal on top and bottom of the penis keeping it as stiff and straight as possible then putting it in the vagina and jimmieing his dick like a lockpick inside with a very fast forward and backward motion
Person: dude why is your cock so straight?

Me: oh me and my girl do the stiffy jimmy daily
by Habernero February 28, 2021
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A Jimmy Carr

A man who has a particularly unusual laugh, generally sounds more like a seal than a regular person.
Bro 1: did you hear that guy laughing in the cinema yesterday

Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "

Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated
by JBSTER October 4, 2014
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Jimmy Agnew

A white dude who loves saying the n word and bully garrett fitzgerald for being autistic
by SamFlamesRBS June 23, 2019
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