The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s really cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her to stay warm.

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in ice fishing shack because it was -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.

Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.

by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.

by MP9 June 14, 2016

Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie

My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket

by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023

court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.

I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower

by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024