Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 04, 2025

banging hamsters

When two women hump/rub their pussies together.

Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.

by GingerBush79 October 27, 2023

Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.

Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!

by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 03, 2022

hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 13, 2022

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 09, 2024