A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.
by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018
Get the vincents dadmug. A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
Get the fossil dadmug. Josh's Dad
by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015
Get the Josh's Dadmug. A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
by negrotime! February 21, 2018
Get the Jacob's Dadmug. by Harvey-Man January 20, 2009
Get the Guy's Dadmug. by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019
Get the Dad's Trophymug. by A72728228 April 30, 2021
Get the Briona's dadmug.