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text-destrian

To text and walk without looking ahead.
Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!
by DrZoo July 19, 2011
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Pavlovian Texting

The phenomenon occuring in groups of people when one person in the group reaches for their cell phone to receive a message, text, etc thereby causing all other members of the group to also check their phones for messages.
Bob: Did you see everyone else look at their phone when my text tone went off? Pavlovian Texting at it's finest.

Joe Bob: Yeah. What a bunch of Pavlovuan texters.
by larch5587 August 2, 2011
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rogue text

When someone recieves a text with no body just from who sent it.

When you send an empty text message to someone by accident.
Mary: *opens phone and sees a text from Mario with nothing in it*
Mario: Sorry i didn't mean to send you a blank text!
Mary: Why you sending me a rogue text!
by BLEEDTeal36 September 8, 2011
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text gap

the time you wait between a text message so you don't seem desperate
8:00am you receive a text from a girl you like, don't text her back untill 8:03am so you don't look like a loser - the 3 minute window would be the text gap
by bada bing bada boom October 18, 2011
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text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive
Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex
by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011
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Pressured texting

Sending a seemingly endless stream of innocuous and sometimes disturbing rapid fire text messages. Subjects typically revolve around about their daily movements thoughts and observations. Similar to the psychiatric term "pressured speech" observed when someone in a psychotic state speaks without stopping or regard to anyone often interrupting and not acknowledging that conversations are supposed to be two way.
Man I had to block Mikes phone he was doing pressured texting maybe hes off his meds ? Its not that I don't care about him but please no more about your electric toothbrush !
by Leostarlight February 25, 2019
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Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.
by LordViper June 17, 2021
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