Dick Switch

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.

Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(

by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011

Nintendo Switch

A console made by Nintendo. It is designed to be fun with many games like Super Mario Oddysey, and Pokemon Let's Go Eevee! The Nintendo Switch has two controllers that are detachable. The Nintendo Switch is
a console for fun, and Nintendo also lets you buy a Pro Controller, or more Controllers.! WOW!

The Nintendo Switch may seem expensive, but I think it is AMAZING!

by Cate Unicorn February 25, 2019

Flicking the Light switch

A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"

"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"

by JessFink January 13, 2009

Flipping Her Switch

1. Making a girl shit by fucking her in the butt. When you go too deep it triggers a nerve and makes her lose control of her bowel.

Oh did you hear about the Smith brothers flipping her switch?

by RA RA RAWR November 23, 2009

Flick the switch

The act of teasing, pushing, pulling or "flicking a girl's clitoris

Kyle: "yo last night, katie wanted it so bad."

Brayden: "did you flick the switch?"

Kyle: "hell yeah i flicked the fuckin switch!"

by The switch flicker November 11, 2017

switchblade

noun (swich-bleyd)

1. a pocketknife, the blade of which is held by a spring and can be released suddenly, as by pressing a button
2. big bob walker's ham-carving tool of choice, chosen for its convenient storage facility located deep within the pocket of his short shorts.

also called switchblade knife, switch knife

big bob: why should i use kitchen knives to cut this ham when i can show off my handy switchblade, which i have recently drawn from my disgustingly short shorts
courtney: dad youre embarassing me
big bob: you listen to me, ass cheese. im big bob walker now lookatmyswitchblade

by Big Bob Walker September 14, 2008

switch-a-roo

when your having sex with a grl and u ask her if she wants to be blind folded...she, thinking its so hot and kinky, says yes and allows the blind folding. you start having sex with her and then say a codeword(s) (ex. I LOVE YOU!) this is to let your friend that is in the closet/outside the room know that his time has come. you take your dick out and guid her to another position, where u procede to walk away and let your friend fuck her. You wait till shes about to come to say right into her ear...you can take the blind fold off... makes for a funny story the next day

John: Dude me and Joe pulled a switch-a-roo on Jane last night
Jake: Know way! Was she pissed?
John: Ask Joe, she bit his penis off when she took off the blindfold

by i have a long pole October 10, 2005