by Tamss June 8, 2021

Adjective:
Bro: “ Craig did you just see that dude jump the cop car on his skateboard?? That was fucking swim.”
Craig: “ Aw shit I missed it bro, I was I was tying my black Air Force ones.”
Verb:
Bro: “ omfg Craig always with those goof ass shoes, you literally can’t swim bruh.”
Bro: “ Craig did you just see that dude jump the cop car on his skateboard?? That was fucking swim.”
Craig: “ Aw shit I missed it bro, I was I was tying my black Air Force ones.”
Verb:
Bro: “ omfg Craig always with those goof ass shoes, you literally can’t swim bruh.”
by Sheswims December 24, 2023

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.
Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...
by AbsolutelyBraindeadSerious April 2, 2023

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Is the type of sport where you can get yelled at by your coach for literally just breathing at the wrong time
by KonstantinaPap January 6, 2018

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023
