Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020

Swim friday with amazing olivia

Holiday where olivia’s friends go swimming with her ONLY ON FRIDAYS

person 1- hey what’s the day?
person 2- its friday?
person 1- NO ITS SWIM FRIDAY WITH AMAZING OLIVIA
Now we have to swim together

by hahdbakand June 8, 2022

Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?

by manfun January 18, 2012

Swimming

The act of "Swimming" between Lanes and Traffic at High speed. Can be on the Interstate or in Normal Traffic.

Sometimes used as "Swim"

Bro, Lets go Swimming

At the Pool?

No, in the car.

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I wanna go for a swim tonight.

lets do it i've got your tail

by Rook_88 June 21, 2023

Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.

Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet

by WillieStroker March 14, 2010

Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)

Swimming is for fags

by Littyfishy January 27, 2019

Swim

A cocktail of alcohol as served to a regular at a bar whose drink of choice is known in advance from repeated experience. Defined by bartender Anne Depping at Black Iron Burger in Mancha.

Can I get a swim?

by BeardedMike47 February 8, 2023