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Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)
Swimming is for fags
by Littyfishy January 27, 2019
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Swim friday with amazing olivia

Holiday where olivia’s friends go swimming with her ONLY ON FRIDAYS
person 1- hey what’s the day?
person 2- its friday?
person 1- NO ITS SWIM FRIDAY WITH AMAZING OLIVIA
Now we have to swim together
by hahdbakand June 8, 2022
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Swimming Stork

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"
by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018
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Swimming in Sea Weed

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.
by rm105scott February 5, 2010
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Swimming

Is the type of sport where you can get yelled at by your coach for literally just breathing at the wrong time
If I were you, I would take up swimming tomorrow
by KonstantinaPap January 6, 2018
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Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
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Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.
Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...
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