stalker

hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am

disclaimer i’m not a stalker

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020

Stalkers

Stalkers are the most dangerous and rarest creatures, but what actually is a Stalker? A stalker is a 2nd stage infected zombie,at that time (1 month) the fungus is starting to spread over the whole body. But even if they are just a stage 2 zombie, they are still the most dangerous zombies from all 4 (runners,stalkers,clickers and bloaters). They run like a runner and hit like a clicker so watch out. The best thing you can do is find a corner, grab a bottle, throw it and use a beautiful Molotov cocktail as soon as the spider crawling like smart asses come. Oh shit I forgot something, stalkers are smart, they can hide from ya and make the fucking loudest noises, so watch out if clickers are around.basically they are called stalkers because they stalk, simple answer. Be safe out there and remember to have shivs and cocktails in your pocket.

“Oh fuck the stalkers are here again, those fucking smart asses”

by Mrzombiesurvivor March 18, 2023

Stalker

IMT

IMT knows where I live, shes such a stalker.

by BigBakon March 24, 2022

Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009

UD stalker

Someone who goes on a UD profile and sees what defintions someone makes
e.g: Hayden, Alex, Gabe

UD Stalker: Why'd you define "GRETCHDAPP" on Urban Dictionary?
Smurkio: Oh my god, leave me alone

by Smurkio February 24, 2025